The induction of SOCKS

As we have been severely lacking in proper documentation of the activities of the FTC, it is no wonder that we failed to introduce the newest Highly Favored Honorary Member of the FTC. We welcomed Socks into our group in January, when we realized that he worked only a hallway from two of the co-founders of FTC. He has provided a much-needed single, male perspective (unlike the married, skewed male perspectives we've been receiving from husbands) and the FTC has been very pleased with his participation.


In truth, the meeting at Joe Bandido's in Sprinville, UT can be summed up by the bullet list:

penises

cucumber boats

foreplay

banana slings /banana hammocks

moonlit breasts

dip

boob grazing

Socks girlfriend

gay men

baby chicks

romance novel covers

But, of course, it is more interesting with the actual conversation. And since we don't record the meetings, it is necessary that there are errors in the recollection (and as always, the author will be shed in the best possible light...as is appropriate since she is the author and therefore under complete control...as it should be).


I don't remember the segway but the FTC was recently made aware that Socks participated in his first ever pedicure "as a dare."
Since the FTC currently has plans for pedicures in the next week, Socks was invited to attend.

"I think I'll give it a few weeks, to raise my manhood."

As the FTC, we are gracious and give Socks the benefit of the doubt that he was using 

Main Entry: man·hood
Pronunciation: \ˈman-ˌhu̇d\
Function: noun
Date: 13th century

1 : the condition of being a human being
2 : qualities associated with men : manliness
3 : the condition of being an adult male as distinguished from a child or female
4 : adult males : men
5 : penis

 the second definition, since he is (we think) inexperienced with terminology most common in romance novels (see definition #5) but that did not stop the recurrent giggling that proceeded throughout the remainder of lunch.

Over all, it was one of the more productive lunches we've had in a while and the FTC Queens are very pleased.