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Thursday, December 3, 2009

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Pepper's Sonnets

A sonnet to Kimpossible:
The words that you say are terse.
I wish you were in a hearse.
Your Diet Pepsi is mine,
You think I am fine,
And I will not buy you that purse.

A sonnet to S:
You dream about bare-chested guys
And the syrup that drips from their eyes
You sometimes obsess
So your name is now S
A prostitute out in disguise

A sonnet to herself:
Some people say I am fun size.
Some people say I have lice.
What some people don't know
Is I think they are hos
And waste them all day at freerice.

Famous Quotes from A Day of Hot Dogs

"I touched every single one of your nachos with my wanker."

"A Weiner to Remember"

"That weiner just spewed on you."

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